At Analogue Ape, we believe life is richer when you unplug from screens and reconnect with what matters most - peace, presence, nature, and each other.

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Our retreats are a premium digital detox experience, blending the wild freedom of a nomadic adult summer camp with the comfort of tiered accommodation, from BYO tents and rustic bell tents to yurts, cabins, and suites.

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Every gathering is unique - our locations change, moving between woodlands, lakesides, and hidden rural sanctuaries across the UK. Each retreat draws on its surroundings, with local ingredients and drinks at the heart of our shared meals.

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Guests are invited to take part in our rituals:

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Leave your phone at the door.

Bring a book or vinyl as your analogue offering.

Gather to share food, stories, music, and creativity.

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By day, wander and forage in the wild, fish at dawn, create art, or rest in stillness with a book beneath the trees. By night, enjoy music, storytelling, and deep restorative sleep under starlit skies.

This is more than a retreat - it’s a community.

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A place to escape constant notifications and rediscover analogue pleasures: reading, music, art, foraging, local food, peace, presence, and true belonging.

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Analogue Ape is where modern humans unplug, gather, and belong.